Small Scopes

Urban 'bird' watching in Singapore

"...I'm referring to this guy in Woodlands who was questioned by the police recently because he paraded naked before his window and an offended woman living in the opposite block called the cops.

True, he was more than just naked. According to news reports, he was, ah, sexually 'relieving' himself in full public view.

What's wrong with the guy? Why couldn't he have done that in the toilet or in front of the computer like the rest of the male population?

Of course, I don't know what's wrong with the neighbour either. See, in the old days when policemen wore shorts, one would intentionally look into your neighbours' window hoping to catch a glimpse of some action, with the lights off and a pair of binoculars.

In those days, nobody complained about seeing naked bodies. In fact, it was pretty much a bonus.

Of course, I never did anything like that. I was never rich enough to own a pair of binoculars powerful enough."

posted by Tako John @ 5:40 PM